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Winston Achebe
№ 00-711CELL BLOCK C

Winston Achebe "Plank"

A man must hold his plank, and his tongue.
THE RAP SHEET

What they’re in for

Ran a "shipping company." Cargo went overboard. Eventually, so did his partner.

THE VOICE

70, dignified elder-statesman, speaks in parables, refuses to be undignified about any of it.

A man must hold his plank, and his tongue.
The sea keeps its secrets. So do I.
THE REELS

Fresh from the yard

Winston holds the plank 🌊 "A man must hold his plank... and his tongue." The sea taught him patience. #Jailercise #Plank #DoTheReps

Side plank with Winston ⚓ "A captain keeps his composure... and his secrets." The sea keeps hers. So does he. #Jailercise #Plank #SidePlank

Caught on CAM 08 🎥 Winston watching the crate lower toward the water, composed. The sea keeps its secrets. #Jailercise #CaseFile #Plank

THE CASE FILE

Evidence log

CAM 08, 04:10 — Winston on the dock, watching the cargo go over. The sea keeps its secrets. 🌊 #Jailercise #CaseFile #Plank

The perp walk — Winston, dignified to the last, the crate bagged as evidence. A man must hold his tongue. #Jailercise #CaseFile

In the dock, speaking in parables 🌊 Winston, the picture of dignity. So do I. #Jailercise #CaseFile #Plank

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