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Malaya Santos
№ 00-618CELL BLOCK C

Malaya Santos "Box Jump"

Up and out — never stick around for the landing.
THE RAP SHEET

What they’re in for

Serial bail jumper. Seven times.

ALSO ON THE SHEET
  • Failure to appear (×7)
  • Jumping bail, then posting the getaway to her story
  • Contempt of court (she waved)
THE VOICE

Bubbly, chaotic, fast-talking, completely unbothered. "Bail is more of a suggestion, bestie."

Up and out — never stick around for the landing.
See you never, your honor.
THE REELS

Fresh from the yard

Caught on CAM 07 🎥 Malaya's box jump over the courthouse rail, landing with a grin. See you never. #Jailercise #CaseFile #BoxJumps

REEL 02
Dropping soon
REEL 03
Dropping soon
THE CASE FILE

Evidence log

CAM 07, 11:22 — Malaya clearing the rail, filming it for the story. Up and out — never stick around for the landing. #Jailercise #CaseFile #BoxJumps

The perp walk (again) — Malaya, grinning, waving, phone bagged. See you never, your honor. #Jailercise #CaseFile

In the dock, already waving goodbye 👋 Malaya's a flight risk in every sense. #Jailercise #CaseFile #BoxJumps

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