THE RAP SHEET
What they’re in for
Crypto pump-and-dump rug-pull. The token charted like a burpee.
ALSO ON THE SHEET
- Securities fraud ($NGMI)
- Operating an unlicensed money transmitter out of a Discord
- Wash-trading his own token
- Twelve counts of saying “wagmi”
THE VOICE
22, gamer/crypto-bro, says "gm" and "wagmi," reframes fraud as "a pre-revenue ecosystem."
“It’s not a scam, it’s a community.”
“Down rep, up rep — buy the dip, ladies.”
THE REELS
Fresh from the yard
Caught on CAM 07 🎥 Kai watching $NGMI go to zero at 3am. it's not a rug, it's a floor. 📉 #Jailercise #CaseFile #Crypto
THE CASE FILE
Evidence log
CAM 07, 03:14 — Kai watching $NGMI hit -99.87%. it's not a rug, it's a floor. 📉 #Jailercise #CaseFile #Crypto
Kai, cuffed under the 'COMMUNITY' banner, laptops bagged. it's not a scam, it's a— #Jailercise #CaseFile
On trial, still checking the chart 📉 Kai at the defense table watching $NGMI bleed out. down bad, your honor. #Jailercise #CaseFile #Crypto